Lucky Schmuck!

First off…”Fuck off, friend of mine.” You will be standing at my side telling my buddy the same thing.

It was the middle of July this year that I got my partner addicted to WoW. His wife LOVES me. I’m such an ass.

For you veteran WoW players out there…ponder this.

My friend starts playing WoW. The ease of leveling from 20 to 60 is already in effect. He has a friend leveling along side of him that has nearly 2 years into the game and is playing a class he knows inside and out. He will hit level 70 a day or two before the expansion comes out, and will level his toon to 80 at the earliest opportunity. When he hits level 75 to 76 his gear will be on par with the highest geared toons on the server because T6 means nothing now, even though those T6 guys have years invested into the game.

He started playing WoW at the absolute perfect time. He’ll have no stall time waiting for the expansion. He’ll have no reputation grinds in Azeroth or Outlands because they won’t matter. He’ll have no wasted time played at all doing any kind of grinding until he hits 80, and he’ll be doing it after he’s been playing four months and be at the same rep., gear level, talent builds, etc. as the studs that have years under their belts.

Shall we all toast my pal? Get ready. Everyone raise your middle digit in the air. All together, now…

FUCK YOU Mokasa!